Advice From Sassy Women

Never eat more than you can lift. – Miss Piggy

Don’t get your knickers in a knot.
Nothing is solved and it only makes you walk funny. – Kathryn Carpenter

Too much of a good thing…
can be wonderful. – Mae West

Everyone’s entitled to my opinion. – Madonna

If you don’t have anything nice to say about anyone…
come sit by me. – Alice Longworth

I think…..therefore I am single. – Liz Winston

It doesn’t matter what you do in the bedroom
as long as you don’t do it in the street
and frighten the horses. – Mrs. Patrick Campbell

When faced with a decision always ask
“What would be the most fun?” – Peggy Walker

I never know how much of what I say is true. – Bette Midler

What you eat standing up doesn’t count. – Beth Barnes

The trouble with being in the rat race is that
even if you win… you’re still a rat. – Lily Tomlin

I’ve been on a calendar,
but I’ve never been on time. – Marilyn Monroe

If you’re all wrapped up in yourself,
you are overdressed. – Kate Halverson

Housework can’t kill you,
but why take the chance? – Phyllis Diller