December 31, 2002

Thoughts to ponder as 2002 draws to a close:

  • Believe those who seek the truth; doubt those who find it – Andre Gide
  • Never let your mother brush your hair when she’s mad at your father.
  • Don’t judge a book by it’s movie.
  • Don’t believe everything you think.
  • Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker.
  • Don’t drink to drown your sorrow.  Sorrow knows how to swim.
  • Don’t make up your mind until you have to.
  • When you come to the fork in the road, take it. – Yogi Berra
  • Don’t die wondering.
  • You can pick your nose; and pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on the couch.
  • If a pig flys, don’t criticize it for not staying up long.
  • Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
  • Let the sermon finish before you cook the missionary.
  • Don’t rub the lamp unless you’re ready for the genie.
  • Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
  • The buck doesn’t even slow down here.
  • Depression: Anger without Enthusiasm
  • Had a life.  Got a modem.
  • Opportunity only knocks once but temptation leans on the doorbell.
  • If you think that pushing 40 is hard wait till you start dragging it.
  • Eve was framed.
  • A poor memory is not the same as a clear conscience.
  • Fat happens.
  • Two wrongs don’t make a right but three rights make a left.
  • History may not repeat itself but it does rhyme a lot. – Mark Twain.
  • If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone to blame.
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