Thoughts to ponder as 2002 draws to a close:
- Believe those who seek the truth; doubt those who find it – Andre Gide
- Never let your mother brush your hair when she’s mad at your father.
- Don’t judge a book by it’s movie.
- Don’t believe everything you think.
- Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker.
- Don’t drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.
- Don’t make up your mind until you have to.
- When you come to the fork in the road, take it. – Yogi Berra
- Don’t die wondering.
- You can pick your nose; and pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on the couch.
- If a pig flys, don’t criticize it for not staying up long.
- Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
- Let the sermon finish before you cook the missionary.
- Don’t rub the lamp unless you’re ready for the genie.
- Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
- The buck doesn’t even slow down here.
- Depression: Anger without Enthusiasm
- Had a life. Got a modem.
- Opportunity only knocks once but temptation leans on the doorbell.
- If you think that pushing 40 is hard wait till you start dragging it.
- Eve was framed.
- A poor memory is not the same as a clear conscience.
- Fat happens.
- Two wrongs don’t make a right but three rights make a left.
- History may not repeat itself but it does rhyme a lot. – Mark Twain.
- If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone to blame.
Not Over Till The Fat Lady Sings 